if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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