So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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