I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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