just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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