dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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