You're completely useless in the revolution.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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