I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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