Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
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It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
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