Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I just want to make out with him forever
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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