Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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