I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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