i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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