Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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