I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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