hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
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