Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Randomize
