My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
tonight lets celebrate not being married
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
this will be a night to untag.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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