Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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