Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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