38 yer olds are good kisserssss
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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