is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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