Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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