guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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