CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize