Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
We left an ass print on the piano.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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