brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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