it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
