i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
There's always time for handjobs
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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