Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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