Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
i think i just lost a toe
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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