At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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