I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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