we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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