Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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