12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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