therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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