Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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