I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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