super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
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i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
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I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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