It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
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Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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