She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
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So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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