But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
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