You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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