marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Sorry my hands just texted you
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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