I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I just had sex on a roof
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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