so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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