i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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