the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
we're chasing vodka with high fives
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
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i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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