her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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