please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I party with great urgency now.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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