? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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