BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
