its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
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I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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