woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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