the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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