i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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