Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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