CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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