I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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