I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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