she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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